We struggled to come up with an entertaining lede for this post, but no reference we could come up with could truly encapsulate the sheer ridiculousness of seeing Sebastian Vettel try to perform kung fu. There just ain't words.
Quick backstory: The film, entitled (oh Christ) "Kung Fu Vettel: Drive of the Dragon," stars Vettel and actor/martial artist Celina Jade, and was put together as what Nissan promises to be the first part of Infiniti's "Inspired Performance" film series. We're hoping part two features Jackie Chan learning to drive a Formula One car.
[via Nissan on YouTube]