A loyal member of the 0-60 staff is currently finding out just what it’s like to drive Chevrolet’s 580 horsepower wunder-Camaro (we’ve already begun pranking his desk in retaliatory jealousy), but until we hear back from him, we’ll just have to make do perusing the official Camaro ZL1 brochure.

Released onto the web courtesy of the gang at Camaro5 and presented in full in the photo gallery above (you can also download a PDF copy by clicking here), the brochure gives us plenty of fodder for our imaginary trip to the Chevy showroom this weekend. We’ll be adding the sueded microfiber steering wheel and manual shift knob, that’s for sure, but we’ll stick with the standard black-painted 10-spoke wheels. Then we’ll do an imaginary burnout before hitting the highway and forcing that 0.387 Cd monster (seriously?) up to its 180 mph to speed. All the imaginary cops salute us when we drive by, too. [via Camaro5]