Sure he’s a famous guy but do I really want the sloppy seconds of Peter North’s 300ZX Stillen converted twin turbo? Hell f*$king NO! Though they don’t mention it in the eBay classified, it comes with two “stick shifts.” I’ll let you figure it out. Sure it’s a hot car—Stillen makes some really nice stuff—Jack Chinelli sweats them but this dude’s the king of porn, his actual nickname is “The C*mshot Legend,” do I want it? Hell. No.

If you want to own a piece of history, as well as maybe a sperm sample or two, head over to the eBay page. Gross.

Peter North’s 300ZX