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BY: Bix

Kid Drives Porsche 70 Feet Off Cliff

How he survived this, we have no clue.

Stealing the keys to your parent’s car is never a good idea unless they only say no twice. Seriously though, you probably shouldn’t. A 15-year-old and his little cousin decided to take a Porsche Boxster for a spin around the neighborhood when they lost control and did their best Thelma and Louise and fortunately for them they lived, which is insane considering how far of a drop that is. Sure, it looks like soft sand but after 70 feet in a 3,000 lb. car, that’s a lot of momentum. Check the video below because this is mind bottling.

But in other news, ABC, it’s a Porsche Boxster, not a 911.

(Source: TopSpeed via ABC)

COMMENTS
  • Austin I says:
    October 14, 2009 at 5:25 pm
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    Chuck Norris never did cool shit like that. With his cousin, I mean.

  • Ben says:
    October 14, 2009 at 8:30 pm
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    she called it a 911, teehee.

  • Umai Kakudo says:
    October 14, 2009 at 8:39 pm
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    I see your car company's 3 cow collision and raise you 1 70' Thelma and Louise. I bet the parents are writing a letter to Michael Macht right now thanking him for his outstanding engineers making such a great product to protect their precious little boys to hoon another day. That and calling their lawyer to sue the ass off of the construction company that didn't put up a guardrail to protect their darlings from accidentally falling into the pit. That should be worth a few mill.

  • AC says:
    October 14, 2009 at 11:55 pm
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    Porsche will use this for their ads....

  • Jack Chinelii says:
    October 15, 2009 at 12:27 am
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    Porsche...porker...pigs...cliff...fly...pigs fly?

  • franky says:
    October 18, 2009 at 3:45 am
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    no charges? I wish i got no charges and all i did was spin into a ditch because of some gravel on the road. He's also lucky he wasn't 16, he wouldn't ever be able to drive a car again

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