Sex sells, but ironically the Pirelli Calendar is not for sale. Which may or may not sell Pzeros for the Italian rubber company, but sure feeds the hype machine. We all want what we can’t have! Speaking of which, the females that fill this annual tradition ain’t your average car-show hoes models. Since 1964 (minus a ten year break that started in 1974), a different slew of famous models and celebrities have posed as nude as possible for that year’s hottest shutterbug. Big names like Penelope Cruz and Hilary Swank can be found in this year’s bound. But compared to previous years like 2000, this one is looking a lil’ tame. Okay now, quit your whining because you should all know that it doesn’t matter who or what is in the Calendar, but instead who is privileged enough to receive it. That’s right, the Pirelli Calendar is for the cool kids—yeah it’s a real cool club and you’re not a part of it. But thanks to the internet, you can look but don’t touch on Pirelli’s site

Pirelli Calendar 1984-2003 Photos

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